Sunday, February 3, 2008

I Once Met A Girl In A Sauna...

Steeneeweenee is gonna love this...

Yup, another Limmerick... this one works only in conjunction with this delicous image of beautiful Erica Campbell, taken by my favorite Steen:

Copyright © 2007-2008 by Christine Kessler - click here for more fabulous pics!Image copyright © 2007-2008 by Christine Kessler - click image for more fabulous pics!

Okay folks, without further ado, here's your latest lusty limmerick:

I once met a girl in a sauna
Who was posing exactly like Erica
So being a gent'
I grabbed her rear end
to properly introduce myself there, yah...


Yup, being a gentle man by nature, I always make sure to introduce myself properly...

By the way: after my proper introduction, I asked the gal in the sauna whether she could feel my thumb. She moaned and nodded, so I said to her: "Look here, I have two more!" Yes, I'm a real-world magician...

Now it's your turn to introduce yourself...

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Jinnie & Jan Chronicles: Head Games

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Copyright & Reposting My Stories

Hey! I'm happy that you enjoy my stories and want to repost them on your blog, your web site, etc. :)

So here's the deal: You may always post the first few paragraphs of a story as a "teaser" without asking for individual permission, as long as you give me credit for the story at the end of the teaser by briefly acknowledging that I hold the copyright and then linking to the full story here on my blog. Like this:

Written & copyright © 2008 by TwoRocks. Read the rest of the story at: [link to the respective post on my blog]

Thanks for being a good sport and respecting me!

To make it easy for you to know what you can repost, I've started marking the end of the teaser part in the story. Look for: [End Teaser]

One more thing: if you do want to reproduce a story of mine in its entirety somewhere else, or in a different medium (magazine, book, etc,), or turn it into a fabulous fetish flick, and so forth... just contact me, and I'm sure we can work something out. I am a reasonable guy.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Surprise, Part 2

Okay, okay... for all you wonderful pervy pals of mine out there who have been bugging me to post the continuation of this story: I had promised my favorite naughty angel January Seraph that she'd get to read it first, and I always keep my promises.

But I wouldn't keep you hanging for too long... well, maybe in those shackles... upside down... (Improves the blood flow to the brain very nicely... imagine the clarity of your thinking after a while... but I digress...)



The Surprise, Part 2



When I woke up, I found myself lying in bed. All plugs, gags and shackles had been removed. I wasn't wearing any clothes, either. My skin felt incredibly soft, and I had a strong feeling that I had received a massage with some essential oils added to the mix while I was passed out.

I had no idea what time it was. It was pitch black in the room, but I could hear someone breathing beside me. At first, I was tempted to touch my boyfriend and wake him up, but then I decided against it. I was content with just listening to him breathing and imagining what his next surprise for me would be. My mind started wandering, and soon I was asleep again, with a seriously wet pussy from my naughty thoughts ...

The smell of freshly-brewed herbal tea was the first thing I consciously noticed when I woke up again some time later. This time, there was some light in the room, flooding in through half-closed curtains. I heard footsteps approaching, and a few seconds later David walked in, with a big smile on his face and a tray in his hands with steaming tea and lots of other breakfast goodies on it.

"Hunny, you look well-rested. I don't know how you got out of your shackles and made it into bed, but when I came home you were already in bed and sound asleep. Did somebody help you get out?"

I looked at him with a stunned expression on my face and asked: "Are you saying it wasn't you who untied me, unplugged me, undressed me, gave me a massage and put me into bed?"

[End Teaser]

"No, hun! My plan was to have you twitching there in ecstasy until I came back, then give you an ass...tronomical experience with my magic wand and then take you to bed, re-insert my joystick into you and fall asleep like that. But when I found you, sleeping so peacefully, I chose to just roll over... are you saying you didn't free yourself?"

"No! You did a really good job tying me up, and I absolutely couldn't get out. You made sure of that. I just had one orgasm after another until I passed out from exhaustion. Next thing I know I wake up in bed, right next to you."

He almost dropped his cup of tea and said: "Oh boy! Then somebody else must have snuck into the house while I wasn't around. You can't remember anything?" He looked kind of worried to me, and all of a sudden my heart started pounding in my chest.

"No, absolutely nothing," I replied. If it wasn't he who had put me to bed, I thought, who had done it? And what in the world did that person do with me before that? I started breathing much more rapidly, my chest was heaving, and my mind was racing.

He looked at me intensely, studying all my reactions very carefully, and then this broad, very satisfied smile was on his face.

"Oh, silly you," he said with this big look of deep love in his eyes. "Of course it was me who put you to bed! I would never leave you unprotected in such a vulnerable state. There was nobody else in the house. In fact, I didn't even go out to have some beers with the guys. I was there all the time, just watching you twitching and hearing you moaning. I wouldn't miss your climaxes for anything in the world! But you gotta admit... there's nothing like a good mind fuck, huh?"

"Oh, you're a bad, bad boy," I said half-laughing, and breathing a big sigh of relief.

"I sure hope so," he replied with this incredibly sweet and at the same time totally self-confident smile. "You wouldn't want me any other way."

"True," I said softly, already purring like a kitten again.

We finished the wonderful breakfast he had prepared, laughed and kissed a lot, and wrapped things up with a plain vanilla quickie in the sheets. God, we fucked a lot! How could a guy possibly "reload his matrix" so quickly? Well, I didn't really care about figuring out the answer to that, I just loved that he did!

"Honey, I really gotta go to work now, but I can't possibly go with all your love juices still on my pecker. Everybody's gonna smell that... not that I myself do mind that... on the contrary! Would you mind terribly licking them all off?"

He didn't have to ask me twice to do my 'duty', and while I was cleaning off my own juices and his at the same time, licking and sucking, I could already feel my pussy throbbing for more.

He looked at his watch again, gave me a kiss on the cheek, then hopped out of bed, and two minutes later he was heading out the door.

"Luv ya," he said. "Luv ya more," I replied. "Not possible," he responded and disappeared around the corner.

I let out a deep sigh and dropped back on the pillows. I decided that I was officially in heaven! This guy was the sweetest guy I had ever been with, and at the same time he could play me like an instrument, take me to the highest heights of ecstasy, control me, challenge me, take me beyond my limits. What kind of surprise would he have in store for me next?

I was soon to find out...

[To be concluded...]

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Sunday, January 6, 2008

I Am The Paragon Of Perversion.

What's a pervert? According to Princeton University: "a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable, especially in sexual behavior". Hmmm... I see two problems here: who's to say what is acceptable in general, and why limit the definition to the field of sexuality? I share Frank Zappa's definition of perverts: a pervert is someone who deviates from the norm. Period. No judgement about what's "acceptable", no narrow definition, limited to the area of sexuality.

So, is deviating from the norm a bad thing? Short answer: no. Just imagine how boring the world would be if everybody fit the same mold. But more importantly: all great thinkers / poets / inventors deviate(d) greatly from the norm. If it weren't for this deviation, we would never have been treated to the extraordinary poetry of an Edgar Allen Poe, and all the great inventions that required the proverbial "thinking outside the box" would not have happened.

I am not a normal person. I don't think (a lot of) average thoughts. I cannot be put in boxes. (I don't even think outside them, anymore -- I think "outside the planet", and sometimes "outside the galaxy".) I deviate greatly from the norm. And by doing so, I enrich society as a whole. I am proud to call myself a pervert. I firmly believe that exploring the unusual, the extraordinary, is a good thing, in any area. And I do explore the unusual with passion and compassion, and without any feeling of guilt, breaking molds and eliminating the separation between different areas of life in the process.

Just one example: Imagine the combination of sensory serenity (some would call it "deprivation"), e.g. in a floatation tank (or inside an inflatable rubber cocoon), with mental and sensory stimulation (via "mind machines", essential oils, induction of trance, meditation etc.) to enter altered states that provide experiences completely out of the ordinary. Then imagine the beautiful poetry that may be created from that place. Or the next great invention of the 21st century that dramatically changes our lives for the better.

That's the beauty and the value of deviation, of perversion. So, "express yourself, don't repress yourself" (Madonna), and "be yourself, no matter what they say" (Sting). I do. I am.

My modus operandi: I use my mind creatively and act compassionately. And what do I get as a result? Ecstasy. I smell a formula: Ecstasy = mind * creativity * compassion (E=mc²)

Now, that sounds quite familiar... there was this other guy who came up with a formula like that... what was his name again? EinStein, right.

I am the paragon of perversion. I am

TwoRocks