Monday, December 31, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Are You An Objectophiliac?
When I first heard the term objectophilia on Boston Legal, I thought the writers had just made it up, but then my good buddies Google and Wikipedia told me that there is indeed such a thing.
Here's an interesting article about it: Objectophilia, Fetishism and Neo-Sexuality
After an intense interrogation session, my girl confessed to me that she, too, was in love with an object. She had even given it a name -- "Miss Happy":
I had no idea! So, what objects are you in love with? (No, I'm not talking about dating your iPhone or your shiny MP3 player.)
Confess now, or you shall be interrogated, too! I've already gotten the nipple clamps and the power box out...
Here's an interesting article about it: Objectophilia, Fetishism and Neo-Sexuality
After an intense interrogation session, my girl confessed to me that she, too, was in love with an object. She had even given it a name -- "Miss Happy":
I had no idea! So, what objects are you in love with? (No, I'm not talking about dating your iPhone or your shiny MP3 player.)
Confess now, or you shall be interrogated, too! I've already gotten the nipple clamps and the power box out...
Deep, Deeper, Deep Throat!
I found this deep throating tutorial, plus these 5 advanced deep throating tips. I think they are a very nice complement to my "head" tutorial for guys "Stairway to Heaven". Just in case the guy did a good job, his gal might wanna study up on this to say "Thank You!".
I especially like this advanced technique:
“After you’ve become very comfortable with taking a penis deep into your throat, you’ll be able to accept a more passive role and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is with you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed.”
Porn star and MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee (the "Pocahontas of Porn")...
...once had a video clip of that advanced technique on her website (which sadly is now defunct). Man, did I envy that guy in the clip!
Before I forget: I am available as a demonstration object for deep throating workshops, especially when MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee is doing the demonstrating, and the above technique in particular! :D
My thanks go to my favorite smut peddler Christine Kessler for providing the link on her wonderful Fetish Diary Blog! Thanks, Steeneeweenee!
I especially like this advanced technique:
“After you’ve become very comfortable with taking a penis deep into your throat, you’ll be able to accept a more passive role and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is with you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed.”
Porn star and MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee (the "Pocahontas of Porn")...
...once had a video clip of that advanced technique on her website (which sadly is now defunct). Man, did I envy that guy in the clip!
Before I forget: I am available as a demonstration object for deep throating workshops, especially when MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee is doing the demonstrating, and the above technique in particular! :D
My thanks go to my favorite smut peddler Christine Kessler for providing the link on her wonderful Fetish Diary Blog! Thanks, Steeneeweenee!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Stairway to Heaven
My ultimate goal in life is to give the woman I am with the ultimate pleasure. (Well... that's one of my goals...) I found that perfecting my technique of giving my playmate excellent head goes a long way towards accomplishing that goal. As I believe in sharing (and because I cannot be all over the globe and give all Earth Goddesses that pleasure myself ;) I will hopefully be able to do some good by sharing what I do to send my playmate on her "Stairway to Heaven".
And for those of you guys out there who are thinking now: "Why bother?" First of all: that's pretty damn ignorant. Secondly, I have a question for you: what woman do you think will be more inclined to give you some really good head -- one who wants to return the favor because you've done an excellent job in the "same department" for her, or one who just reluctantly, lackadaisically sucks your dick because you told her to?
Here's another little secret, guys: when a woman finds a man who gives good head, she knows she's found a treasure, and she's not going to let go of him too quickly. So, you may want to read on...
First rule: don't jump to the finish line. Start with a...
Warm-up phase: a nice warm bath together maybe, with some essential oils in the bath water. Or a gentle massage. Use some massage oil, and rub your hands together to warm them up... you don't want to give her a feeling of "the iceman cometh", or being "sanded off". Or, if she likes to get strapped into an exam chair, really tight, do that... whatever gets her "in the mood"...
That's the first step on her "Stairway to Heaven". Take your time here. Don't rush it.
When it's time for action in the "pleasure zone", make sure of two things:
a) plenty lubrication in the "target area" -- never touch her "little joystick" when everything's still completely dry. That would not give her any pleasure, but simply hurt, instead. If you've done a good job, so far, she's probably already dripping wet... if not, either take more time, or use some lubricant or at the very least some saliva.
b) soft, moist lips (I'm talking about yours, not hers!) -- dry, cracked lips would just feel "scratchy" for her, and you'd also have a problem producing the "vacuum" that you will need later on. Along the same lines, beard stubbles are also a big pokey, scratchy no-no!
Step Two: now it is time to "let your fingers do the talking" for a while. (You're doing this with fingers that have really short, well manicured nails, right?) Explore her love lips (remember the lubrication part!), get inside her pussy a little bit, then gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.
Be absolutely sure to wet your fingers or your lips before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your fingers will stick to it if it's dry --and that hurts.
Understand that before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled, so don't touch it quite yet. Instead, brush your (soft, moist) lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. When she's bucking up from her seat and straining to get more of you closer to her, it is time for...
Step three: Put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine for her, trust me... :)
Now it's time for step four, because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. See if her "little joystick" has gotten hard enough to peek out. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. Even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not.
When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, it's time for step five: make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch her reaction. If she can handle it, suck harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her. Keep your hot mouth on her clit. Hang in there for the duration. Don't let go!
Going the extra mile: to intensify your playmate's pleasure even more, let your finger(s) do the talking inside her while she's enjoying your mouth and lips' talents. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her pleasure pearl, a woman also has a very sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. It's commonly known as the G-spot, and properly stimulated at the height of her arousal (early on, it won't do much for most women), it can make her explode, especially in combination with the (hopefully) excellent head you're giving her.
Descending from Heaven (don't skip this part, guys!): after you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A woman, by nature, requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Head... I mean heed my advice, guys, and you shall be amply rewarded...
(And for you gals living in my area... I do make house calls :)
Until next time...
I am yours naughtily...
ÓÒ
And for those of you guys out there who are thinking now: "Why bother?" First of all: that's pretty damn ignorant. Secondly, I have a question for you: what woman do you think will be more inclined to give you some really good head -- one who wants to return the favor because you've done an excellent job in the "same department" for her, or one who just reluctantly, lackadaisically sucks your dick because you told her to?
Here's another little secret, guys: when a woman finds a man who gives good head, she knows she's found a treasure, and she's not going to let go of him too quickly. So, you may want to read on...
First rule: don't jump to the finish line. Start with a...
Warm-up phase: a nice warm bath together maybe, with some essential oils in the bath water. Or a gentle massage. Use some massage oil, and rub your hands together to warm them up... you don't want to give her a feeling of "the iceman cometh", or being "sanded off". Or, if she likes to get strapped into an exam chair, really tight, do that... whatever gets her "in the mood"...
That's the first step on her "Stairway to Heaven". Take your time here. Don't rush it.
When it's time for action in the "pleasure zone", make sure of two things:
a) plenty lubrication in the "target area" -- never touch her "little joystick" when everything's still completely dry. That would not give her any pleasure, but simply hurt, instead. If you've done a good job, so far, she's probably already dripping wet... if not, either take more time, or use some lubricant or at the very least some saliva.
b) soft, moist lips (I'm talking about yours, not hers!) -- dry, cracked lips would just feel "scratchy" for her, and you'd also have a problem producing the "vacuum" that you will need later on. Along the same lines, beard stubbles are also a big pokey, scratchy no-no!
Step Two: now it is time to "let your fingers do the talking" for a while. (You're doing this with fingers that have really short, well manicured nails, right?) Explore her love lips (remember the lubrication part!), get inside her pussy a little bit, then gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.
Be absolutely sure to wet your fingers or your lips before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your fingers will stick to it if it's dry --and that hurts.
Understand that before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled, so don't touch it quite yet. Instead, brush your (soft, moist) lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. When she's bucking up from her seat and straining to get more of you closer to her, it is time for...
Step three: Put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine for her, trust me... :)
Now it's time for step four, because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. See if her "little joystick" has gotten hard enough to peek out. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. Even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not.
When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, it's time for step five: make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch her reaction. If she can handle it, suck harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her. Keep your hot mouth on her clit. Hang in there for the duration. Don't let go!
Going the extra mile: to intensify your playmate's pleasure even more, let your finger(s) do the talking inside her while she's enjoying your mouth and lips' talents. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her pleasure pearl, a woman also has a very sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. It's commonly known as the G-spot, and properly stimulated at the height of her arousal (early on, it won't do much for most women), it can make her explode, especially in combination with the (hopefully) excellent head you're giving her.
Descending from Heaven (don't skip this part, guys!): after you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A woman, by nature, requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Head... I mean heed my advice, guys, and you shall be amply rewarded...
(And for you gals living in my area... I do make house calls :)
Until next time...
I am yours naughtily...
ÓÒ
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Meet TwoRocks
Welcome! It looks like you want to know more about who's behind the TwoRocks Network... :D
Well... TwoRocks, of course!
"So who's TwoRocks", you ask?
Well, I've got answers, and as I had fun creating something similar in an interview-style format on my G-rated journal, I'll just do the same thing here. Consider it an adult "amendment" to what I posted there...
Disclaimer: I consider humor one of the most vital "ingredients of life", right alongside compassion, kindness, and a healthy dose of deviation from the norm. Therefore, I cannot and will not be held responsible for any stomach cramps you might experience from laughing really, really hard.
Okay, I will hand the microphone over now to my favorite virtual Goddess and let her ask all those intimate questions...
"Hey! After reading the interview on your G-rated journal, I'm left with the impression that you are a really silly dude, correct?"
Guilty as charged. As my spiritual counselor puts it: I have a very open "clown chakra". Wait... maybe she meant "crown chakra"... she's Chinese, you know?
As this is the "adult amendment" to that other interview, let's get right to the adult stuff. What's your sexual orientation? Gay, straight, bi?
Well, the boring one-syllable answer would be "straight". (Sorry, boys...) But I'm way more interesting than that. I'm actually a lesbian in a male body, which is really cool for a number of reasons:
Mmmm! My pussy starts to tingle... do you have any plans after the interview? I want to explore some of that sensual intuitive cuddliness!
Your wish is my command, Sweetie :)
Any advice for the "ordinary" boys out there?
Lots and lots. That's what my "Musings of a Deviant Mind" will be about, especially the lifestyle advice column "Dr. Deviant Will See You Now." Just one thing for starters: Boys, treat every woman as a Goddess! That's what she deserves, that's what she is. Once you do, you may find out to your big surprise that she starts treating you like a God in return, and then you deserve it, too. It's okay to have a dick, but not very popular with the girls if you act like one.
What's your favorite position?
With my girl on top. Simply because it allows me to also use my hands to give her pleasure, not just my "male attachment". I can twist her nipples, play with her clit, spank her booty, whatever turns her on. Doggie style is fun, too. I love 'love swings'. Many other variations. Pretty much the only position I find relatively boring is "missionary style".
How "well hung" are you?
Pretty average, actually. I'm very happy with my "built-in joy stick". If you absolutely insist on measurements, I'd say about 5.5 to 6 inches, fully "extended", with average thickness. What most guys who are "hung like horses" don't get is that it's not about size, but rather about "the motion in the ocean", about "hitting the right spot". A woman's vagina is surprisingly adaptable, and if you do a good job turning your girl on, her pussy will wrap itself very tightly around your love shaft. Whoo! I'm getting horny just thinking of it, especially those blissful contractions when the girl I'm making love to has her orgasm. Heaven on Earth!
What is the biggest turn-on for you ?
The arousal of my girl. I don't have the usual automatic "pink pussy + naked boobs = hard cock" reflex. I can however, literally feel it in my own body when the girl I'm with gets aroused. It's a bit difficult to describe, but one might call it a "resonance phenomenon". I've also heard it called "empathy" (= the ability to feel someone else's emotions). It even works over long distances with girls I have a special connection with. That gives me, of course, a tremendous advantage in some ways, as it is really easy for me to explore / find out what really gives the girl I'm with true pleasure. It has also led to just a few awkward situations in my past, where the girl had a "bring it on" attitude, while pretty much being "as cold as a fish", with the result that "nothing happened" on my end. Finally, it also means that I can spot "faking" from miles away.
One-night stands or long-term relationships?
While I'm very confident and very comfortable with myself at this point in my life, I also still have a shy side to me, so it usually takes me a little while to open up to a girl. That does not completely rule out one-night stands, but they are more the exception than the rule.
As you seem to lean more towards long-term relationsships: have you ever been married, or do you see marriage as a possibility in the future?
Another area where I have a very unique view of things. I believe that marriage in the traditional sense has a high probability of failure. Just look at the divorce statistics. I believe that the main cause for such a high divorce rate is that in most marriages, in the long run, at least one partner feels "locked inside a golden cage". As nobody really likes to be caged in, somebody will eventually try to break out of that cage, either in the form of an "affair", or through said divorce.
It can be very different, though. I, for one, see myself in a very happy, life-long marriage where my girl has the same freedom to do whatever she pleases, just like she did before she married me. If she has some "fuck friends" or lovers that she still likes to be with, who am I to take that away from her? Yes, I know that's a very unusual view, but that's the way I honestly see it.
Would you expect the same from her?
Yes. Otherwise, it would create said "golden cage" situation. Interestingly, in all my past relationships I felt perfectly content with just one girl, being completely monogamous. I am, however, open to other "constellations". If, for example, a woman I love has a girlfriend (or several) she loves or likes to make out with, a wonderful threesome would make this guy here very happy, too!
I have enough love in my heart for a whole planet, so why limit it to one individual? While I do value and respect "traditional family units" (one couple and their children), I see those as only one possible way of having meaningful, loving, respectful relationships. Polyamory covers this pretty well.
What do you want to get out of a relationship?
That's the other big reason why so many relationships fail eventually: wanting to get something out of it. Let me use a bank account as an analogy for the relationship. (That applies, by the way, not only to marriage or long-term love relationships, but to friendships and business relationships, as well.)
If you constantly just take things out (= make withdrawals), the account will eventually become depleted or overdrawn. That's when the relationship is over. Sometimes you have a constellation where just one side makes deposits, while the other makes withdrawals. Those may last a long time, but true happiness is not happening there, either.
Here's the big secret to a life-long happy relationship: Give! With all your heart! Make it your ultimate goal to make ongoing "deposits" in your partners' "happiness account". Do the very best you can to create Heaven on Earth for them. That way, your "account balance" grows steadily over time. When both partners do that, the relationship gets richer and richer. (And usually, once one starts to do it, most often the other one starts to respond in kind.) True happiness ensues!
Wow! Will you marry me? :D
In a heartbeat, if you weren't a ficticious interviewer... ;)
Okay... whew! Do you have a "type" that you are fixated on? What does your dream girl look like?
Well, I have had relationships with blondes, brunettes, redheads and dark-haired girls, relatively tall ones and "small packages", lanky ones and "chubby" girls. But I do have a surprisingly vivid "imprint" of my absolute dream girl. She's somewhat athletic, but with a soft, rich curvaciousness, about 10 inches shorter than I (I'm 5'9") so that when she wears plateau shoes with really high stiletto heels we both meet at eye level and can kiss really well. She has long, raven-black hair, hazel eyes and a beautiful, relatively dark skin tone. I first saw this "dream girl" of mine in a vision at a pretty young age, when my sexuality was still dormant. (I believe I was about ten when I sketched her that way.) But more than that, I also knew that she would have the cutest voice on the planet, feel very comfortable with her own sexuality and sensuality, have an intense sex drive and make a very specific "pleasure sound". It's amazing how clear the image of her has been and remained over the years.
So, have you found her in real life, yet?
Umm... I'm taking "the fifth" on that one... for now...
You've mentioned visions and spirituality a few times. What are those aspects of you about?
I'm a deeply spiritual and a deeply sexual and sensual person at the same time. I believe that when you bring the two together, you experience true "love making", as opposed to just a "quick sex fix". It's a much deeper, much richer, much more rewarding experience. Our creator has given us our sexuality for a reason, and through it, we can also explore and experience our spirituality.
As far as the visions go, I'm just beginning to embrace the fact that I'm a Shaman. (Still in "training camp", but beginning to rediscover and own this aspect of myself, as well.)
I read the posts on your other journal, and you mention that you cry a lot. Aren't you afraid that people will look at you as being weak or a wuss?
That's another thing many boys don't get. They believe they show weakness if they cry, so they don't. But that's actually a sign of insecurity: being afraid of how others might perceive you. Allowing others to openly see your emotions is actually a sign of true confidence. I am a confident man, very self-secure and comfortable with myself, so when something touches my heart, I just let the tears flow - which happens a lot lately...
Wow! A softy with real confidence! :)
That's only one side of the coin. I have an equally well-developed "bad boy" side that can come out at any time, if it is suitable for the mood, for the moment. So, I "Shower the People" I love with love, but I was also "Born to be Wild".
Nice! You also mentioned "intense sex drive". How about yourself? And do you watch a lot of porn?
I have an intense sex drive myself, but I'm totally bored by ordinary porn, mainly because most of it is unimaginative, and it's mostly just a "mechanical act". Even worse, so much of it is fake, and with my highly sensitive "antenna" for spotting faking from miles away, mainstream porn is totally not my thing. I miss true sensuality, genuine arousal, class, and real stories.
So, why don't you make such movies yourself?
That's part of what the TwoRocks network is about: creating imaginative, tasteful fetish flicks that are in a class of their own.
So, do you have ambitions to become the Spielberg of the adult movie industry?
Yes, I'm already writing my acceptance speech for my first AVN award ;)
Why fetish movies?
For one thing, the percentage of authentic people in that special segment is much higher. Number two: I have a weakness for Fetish Goddesses in latex and other naughty outfits. Number three: I have a very deviant mind myself that is right at home in the "alternative lifestyle" scene.
Do you have any movies in the works, yet?
I have several stories that I will turn into screenplays as soon as I've found the proper script writing software - and the time to do it.
Can you already tell us the title of the first movie, and who will be in it?
Most likely, the very first one will be "Mind Games, Episodes 4-6". (Yup, just like "Star Wars" :D ... and there will indeed be a prequel trilogy.) And I will be thrilled to no end when the sweetest Cherokee of all stars in it. Even though I knew nothing of her when I wrote the story about 2.5 years ago, when I go over it now, I realize that I have unconsciously written the story as a perfect fit for her. (Another one of those Shaman vision experiences...)
What's the story about? Can you give us an idea? Can we read it?
You'll have to wait for a more formal movie announcement here on the site. And yes, I will post an excerpt of the story, as well, to whet your appetite and get you hooked. Just as a quick teaser: it's about hypnosis and sensual games in latex.
Sounds intriguing... as you mentioned that you're "into" alternative lifestyle: are you dominant or submissive?
Once again, I defy any traditional categorization. I have transcended the Dom/sub level. I am a very sweet, gentle, polite guy, which has been mistakenly identified as submissiveness on occasion, but I have in fact a very well-developed dominant side. Yet I can also put myself completely in the hands of a girl I trust, but without any of the usual submissiveness. I'm worthy, alright? :D I can do just fine without all the "Yes, Mistress, I'm sorry, Mistress, I was bad, Mistress" stuff, thank you very much. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, if it's "your thing"...)
Any taboos or no-nos?
I am a very open-minded person, and I believe that pretty much "anything goes", as long as it is truly consensual, truly what all the involved "players" want. The only times I get really angry is when somebody does something against somebody else's will. That's not dominance, that's violence.
And no stuff with minors, of course. They should have a chance to discover their sexuality within their own age group during adolescence, without any involvement of adults.
Other than that, I'm wildly imaginative and open to experiment freely. I'm eager and willing "to boldly go where no man has gone before", have pretty far-out fantasies in my mind that I will write down as stories over time, then turn into movies and eventually into realities for myself, once the perfect playmates for each scenario present themselves.
Your ultimate sex fantasy?
I'm currently writing it down. It's "Mind Games, Episode 6" :)
Cum'on, tell us!
I'll give you a few hints: it involves lots of latex, hypnosis, some bondage fun, a very unique birthday present, a guy and two girls who are also into each other. A real love triangle and fun latex games with a twist! Purrr! Okay, gotta go now and write more of "Episode 6" down... ;)
Hey, stay here! :D Any other plans for the TwoRocks network? And why "network"?
"Network" because there will be more than one web site. The TwoRocks.Net website is sort of the "center piece" or "backbone". Another site will be my adult social space "PervPal.com". I have already registered the domain, and originally the tagline was supposed to be "Your fast, secure way to lay and get laid onlinesm", but as I'm not 100% sure that eBay's legal department has just as healthy a sense of humor as I do, I've changed it to "This Space is OurSpace - Strictly for Grown-Ups"...
I don't quite get the eBay reference...
Well, PayPal's slogan is "Your fast, secure way to pay and get paid online", so making PervPal's "Your fast, secure way to lay and get laid online", while incredibly tongue-in-cheek, could possibly have eBay's lawyers - eBay is PayPal's parent company - come knocking pretty quickly, as not everybody is blessed with the same generous amounts of humor as I am.
Okay, what else can we expect from TwoRocks in the future?
Well, site-wise, there will be plenty opportunities for pervy online shopping fun. I've already set up a DVD partner store with AdultDVDEmpire where you can buy and rent adult DVDs, plus my ExtremeRestraints partner store with some nice bondage gear is about to go up, as well. There will be another, more generic "adult toy store", as well, where you can get all the "vital basics" inexpensively. A bit further down the road, I will also set up a specialty store focusing on items that create a sensual atmosphere, because nobody else seems to be filling that niche, yet. I'm talking about things like special candles, special aromas... everything you need to create a sensual atmosphere and put your personal Goddess "in the mood"...
Then there will be my advice column posts...
So, you'll be the next "Dr. Ruth", only for the "alternative lifestyle" crowd?
Exactly! :) BTW: here's a funny little "coincidence". My mom's first name is actually "Ruth"... but no, not that Dr. Ruth... I feel that a lot of the boys out there can use quite a bit of help with treating their girls properly. So that's one important thing my advice column will focus on.
And to allow my pervy peers to interact, I am setting up a forum where they can give their right to free speech a voice over at PervPal. Further down the road, that relatively simplistic bulletin board-type forum will get more social networking and even match-making elements. After all, that's why I've called it PervPal.
I'm also thinking about setting up a greeting card service. I'll probably call it "Kinky Kards". :D
Then, of course, there will be further musings of my deviant mind on an ongoing basis, including said stories in the form of instantly downloadable eBooks (with free sample chapters).
Sounds like you have a lot on your plate!
Yup. And I'm loving every moment of it! :) Now that I've pulled out all the stops, I can only second Madonna's advice in her song Human Nature: "Express yourself, don't repress yourself." Or as Sting put it in Englishman in New York: "Be yourself, no matter what they say."
Okay, this has been fun! In closing, I leave you with my number one advice: use your minds creatively, act compassionately, and you will create Ecstasy. Or, once more, written down as a formula:
Ecstasy=mind·creativity·compassion (E=mc²)
What other "formula" could possibly go with the TwoRocks name? ;)
Well... TwoRocks, of course!
"So who's TwoRocks", you ask?
Well, I've got answers, and as I had fun creating something similar in an interview-style format on my G-rated journal, I'll just do the same thing here. Consider it an adult "amendment" to what I posted there...
Disclaimer: I consider humor one of the most vital "ingredients of life", right alongside compassion, kindness, and a healthy dose of deviation from the norm. Therefore, I cannot and will not be held responsible for any stomach cramps you might experience from laughing really, really hard.
Okay, I will hand the microphone over now to my favorite virtual Goddess and let her ask all those intimate questions...
"Hey! After reading the interview on your G-rated journal, I'm left with the impression that you are a really silly dude, correct?"
Guilty as charged. As my spiritual counselor puts it: I have a very open "clown chakra". Wait... maybe she meant "crown chakra"... she's Chinese, you know?
As this is the "adult amendment" to that other interview, let's get right to the adult stuff. What's your sexual orientation? Gay, straight, bi?
Well, the boring one-syllable answer would be "straight". (Sorry, boys...) But I'm way more interesting than that. I'm actually a lesbian in a male body, which is really cool for a number of reasons:
- I don't get PMS.
- I can't get pregnant.
- I have a permanently attached, fully functional "dildo" that I can play with all the time - no need for strap-ons...
- My brain is not being controlled by my "attachment", as is the case with most ordinary guys. In other words: finding as many ways as possible to give my girl pleasure is more important to me than just getting inside that pink pussy - which, of course, is very nice, too!
- I'm very sensitive, sensual, and intuitive, which means that I can take my girl to places most guys will never be able to explore.
- I love foreplay - lots and lots of foreplay - just as much as any girl.
- I don't fall asleep right after sex. I love to cuddle afterwards. I especially love "spooning".
Mmmm! My pussy starts to tingle... do you have any plans after the interview? I want to explore some of that sensual intuitive cuddliness!
Your wish is my command, Sweetie :)
Any advice for the "ordinary" boys out there?
Lots and lots. That's what my "Musings of a Deviant Mind" will be about, especially the lifestyle advice column "Dr. Deviant Will See You Now." Just one thing for starters: Boys, treat every woman as a Goddess! That's what she deserves, that's what she is. Once you do, you may find out to your big surprise that she starts treating you like a God in return, and then you deserve it, too. It's okay to have a dick, but not very popular with the girls if you act like one.
What's your favorite position?
With my girl on top. Simply because it allows me to also use my hands to give her pleasure, not just my "male attachment". I can twist her nipples, play with her clit, spank her booty, whatever turns her on. Doggie style is fun, too. I love 'love swings'. Many other variations. Pretty much the only position I find relatively boring is "missionary style".
How "well hung" are you?
Pretty average, actually. I'm very happy with my "built-in joy stick". If you absolutely insist on measurements, I'd say about 5.5 to 6 inches, fully "extended", with average thickness. What most guys who are "hung like horses" don't get is that it's not about size, but rather about "the motion in the ocean", about "hitting the right spot". A woman's vagina is surprisingly adaptable, and if you do a good job turning your girl on, her pussy will wrap itself very tightly around your love shaft. Whoo! I'm getting horny just thinking of it, especially those blissful contractions when the girl I'm making love to has her orgasm. Heaven on Earth!
What is the biggest turn-on for you ?
The arousal of my girl. I don't have the usual automatic "pink pussy + naked boobs = hard cock" reflex. I can however, literally feel it in my own body when the girl I'm with gets aroused. It's a bit difficult to describe, but one might call it a "resonance phenomenon". I've also heard it called "empathy" (= the ability to feel someone else's emotions). It even works over long distances with girls I have a special connection with. That gives me, of course, a tremendous advantage in some ways, as it is really easy for me to explore / find out what really gives the girl I'm with true pleasure. It has also led to just a few awkward situations in my past, where the girl had a "bring it on" attitude, while pretty much being "as cold as a fish", with the result that "nothing happened" on my end. Finally, it also means that I can spot "faking" from miles away.
One-night stands or long-term relationships?
While I'm very confident and very comfortable with myself at this point in my life, I also still have a shy side to me, so it usually takes me a little while to open up to a girl. That does not completely rule out one-night stands, but they are more the exception than the rule.
As you seem to lean more towards long-term relationsships: have you ever been married, or do you see marriage as a possibility in the future?
Another area where I have a very unique view of things. I believe that marriage in the traditional sense has a high probability of failure. Just look at the divorce statistics. I believe that the main cause for such a high divorce rate is that in most marriages, in the long run, at least one partner feels "locked inside a golden cage". As nobody really likes to be caged in, somebody will eventually try to break out of that cage, either in the form of an "affair", or through said divorce.
It can be very different, though. I, for one, see myself in a very happy, life-long marriage where my girl has the same freedom to do whatever she pleases, just like she did before she married me. If she has some "fuck friends" or lovers that she still likes to be with, who am I to take that away from her? Yes, I know that's a very unusual view, but that's the way I honestly see it.
Would you expect the same from her?
Yes. Otherwise, it would create said "golden cage" situation. Interestingly, in all my past relationships I felt perfectly content with just one girl, being completely monogamous. I am, however, open to other "constellations". If, for example, a woman I love has a girlfriend (or several) she loves or likes to make out with, a wonderful threesome would make this guy here very happy, too!
I have enough love in my heart for a whole planet, so why limit it to one individual? While I do value and respect "traditional family units" (one couple and their children), I see those as only one possible way of having meaningful, loving, respectful relationships. Polyamory covers this pretty well.
What do you want to get out of a relationship?
That's the other big reason why so many relationships fail eventually: wanting to get something out of it. Let me use a bank account as an analogy for the relationship. (That applies, by the way, not only to marriage or long-term love relationships, but to friendships and business relationships, as well.)
If you constantly just take things out (= make withdrawals), the account will eventually become depleted or overdrawn. That's when the relationship is over. Sometimes you have a constellation where just one side makes deposits, while the other makes withdrawals. Those may last a long time, but true happiness is not happening there, either.
Here's the big secret to a life-long happy relationship: Give! With all your heart! Make it your ultimate goal to make ongoing "deposits" in your partners' "happiness account". Do the very best you can to create Heaven on Earth for them. That way, your "account balance" grows steadily over time. When both partners do that, the relationship gets richer and richer. (And usually, once one starts to do it, most often the other one starts to respond in kind.) True happiness ensues!
Wow! Will you marry me? :D
In a heartbeat, if you weren't a ficticious interviewer... ;)
Okay... whew! Do you have a "type" that you are fixated on? What does your dream girl look like?
Well, I have had relationships with blondes, brunettes, redheads and dark-haired girls, relatively tall ones and "small packages", lanky ones and "chubby" girls. But I do have a surprisingly vivid "imprint" of my absolute dream girl. She's somewhat athletic, but with a soft, rich curvaciousness, about 10 inches shorter than I (I'm 5'9") so that when she wears plateau shoes with really high stiletto heels we both meet at eye level and can kiss really well. She has long, raven-black hair, hazel eyes and a beautiful, relatively dark skin tone. I first saw this "dream girl" of mine in a vision at a pretty young age, when my sexuality was still dormant. (I believe I was about ten when I sketched her that way.) But more than that, I also knew that she would have the cutest voice on the planet, feel very comfortable with her own sexuality and sensuality, have an intense sex drive and make a very specific "pleasure sound". It's amazing how clear the image of her has been and remained over the years.
So, have you found her in real life, yet?
Umm... I'm taking "the fifth" on that one... for now...
You've mentioned visions and spirituality a few times. What are those aspects of you about?
I'm a deeply spiritual and a deeply sexual and sensual person at the same time. I believe that when you bring the two together, you experience true "love making", as opposed to just a "quick sex fix". It's a much deeper, much richer, much more rewarding experience. Our creator has given us our sexuality for a reason, and through it, we can also explore and experience our spirituality.
As far as the visions go, I'm just beginning to embrace the fact that I'm a Shaman. (Still in "training camp", but beginning to rediscover and own this aspect of myself, as well.)
I read the posts on your other journal, and you mention that you cry a lot. Aren't you afraid that people will look at you as being weak or a wuss?
That's another thing many boys don't get. They believe they show weakness if they cry, so they don't. But that's actually a sign of insecurity: being afraid of how others might perceive you. Allowing others to openly see your emotions is actually a sign of true confidence. I am a confident man, very self-secure and comfortable with myself, so when something touches my heart, I just let the tears flow - which happens a lot lately...
Wow! A softy with real confidence! :)
That's only one side of the coin. I have an equally well-developed "bad boy" side that can come out at any time, if it is suitable for the mood, for the moment. So, I "Shower the People" I love with love, but I was also "Born to be Wild".
Nice! You also mentioned "intense sex drive". How about yourself? And do you watch a lot of porn?
I have an intense sex drive myself, but I'm totally bored by ordinary porn, mainly because most of it is unimaginative, and it's mostly just a "mechanical act". Even worse, so much of it is fake, and with my highly sensitive "antenna" for spotting faking from miles away, mainstream porn is totally not my thing. I miss true sensuality, genuine arousal, class, and real stories.
So, why don't you make such movies yourself?
That's part of what the TwoRocks network is about: creating imaginative, tasteful fetish flicks that are in a class of their own.
So, do you have ambitions to become the Spielberg of the adult movie industry?
Yes, I'm already writing my acceptance speech for my first AVN award ;)
Why fetish movies?
For one thing, the percentage of authentic people in that special segment is much higher. Number two: I have a weakness for Fetish Goddesses in latex and other naughty outfits. Number three: I have a very deviant mind myself that is right at home in the "alternative lifestyle" scene.
Do you have any movies in the works, yet?
I have several stories that I will turn into screenplays as soon as I've found the proper script writing software - and the time to do it.
Can you already tell us the title of the first movie, and who will be in it?
Most likely, the very first one will be "Mind Games, Episodes 4-6". (Yup, just like "Star Wars" :D ... and there will indeed be a prequel trilogy.) And I will be thrilled to no end when the sweetest Cherokee of all stars in it. Even though I knew nothing of her when I wrote the story about 2.5 years ago, when I go over it now, I realize that I have unconsciously written the story as a perfect fit for her. (Another one of those Shaman vision experiences...)
What's the story about? Can you give us an idea? Can we read it?
You'll have to wait for a more formal movie announcement here on the site. And yes, I will post an excerpt of the story, as well, to whet your appetite and get you hooked. Just as a quick teaser: it's about hypnosis and sensual games in latex.
Sounds intriguing... as you mentioned that you're "into" alternative lifestyle: are you dominant or submissive?
Once again, I defy any traditional categorization. I have transcended the Dom/sub level. I am a very sweet, gentle, polite guy, which has been mistakenly identified as submissiveness on occasion, but I have in fact a very well-developed dominant side. Yet I can also put myself completely in the hands of a girl I trust, but without any of the usual submissiveness. I'm worthy, alright? :D I can do just fine without all the "Yes, Mistress, I'm sorry, Mistress, I was bad, Mistress" stuff, thank you very much. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, if it's "your thing"...)
Any taboos or no-nos?
I am a very open-minded person, and I believe that pretty much "anything goes", as long as it is truly consensual, truly what all the involved "players" want. The only times I get really angry is when somebody does something against somebody else's will. That's not dominance, that's violence.
And no stuff with minors, of course. They should have a chance to discover their sexuality within their own age group during adolescence, without any involvement of adults.
Other than that, I'm wildly imaginative and open to experiment freely. I'm eager and willing "to boldly go where no man has gone before", have pretty far-out fantasies in my mind that I will write down as stories over time, then turn into movies and eventually into realities for myself, once the perfect playmates for each scenario present themselves.
Your ultimate sex fantasy?
I'm currently writing it down. It's "Mind Games, Episode 6" :)
Cum'on, tell us!
I'll give you a few hints: it involves lots of latex, hypnosis, some bondage fun, a very unique birthday present, a guy and two girls who are also into each other. A real love triangle and fun latex games with a twist! Purrr! Okay, gotta go now and write more of "Episode 6" down... ;)
Hey, stay here! :D Any other plans for the TwoRocks network? And why "network"?
"Network" because there will be more than one web site. The TwoRocks.Net website is sort of the "center piece" or "backbone". Another site will be my adult social space "PervPal.com". I have already registered the domain, and originally the tagline was supposed to be "Your fast, secure way to lay and get laid onlinesm", but as I'm not 100% sure that eBay's legal department has just as healthy a sense of humor as I do, I've changed it to "This Space is OurSpace - Strictly for Grown-Ups"...
I don't quite get the eBay reference...
Well, PayPal's slogan is "Your fast, secure way to pay and get paid online", so making PervPal's "Your fast, secure way to lay and get laid online", while incredibly tongue-in-cheek, could possibly have eBay's lawyers - eBay is PayPal's parent company - come knocking pretty quickly, as not everybody is blessed with the same generous amounts of humor as I am.
Okay, what else can we expect from TwoRocks in the future?
Well, site-wise, there will be plenty opportunities for pervy online shopping fun. I've already set up a DVD partner store with AdultDVDEmpire where you can buy and rent adult DVDs, plus my ExtremeRestraints partner store with some nice bondage gear is about to go up, as well. There will be another, more generic "adult toy store", as well, where you can get all the "vital basics" inexpensively. A bit further down the road, I will also set up a specialty store focusing on items that create a sensual atmosphere, because nobody else seems to be filling that niche, yet. I'm talking about things like special candles, special aromas... everything you need to create a sensual atmosphere and put your personal Goddess "in the mood"...
Then there will be my advice column posts...
So, you'll be the next "Dr. Ruth", only for the "alternative lifestyle" crowd?
Exactly! :) BTW: here's a funny little "coincidence". My mom's first name is actually "Ruth"... but no, not that Dr. Ruth... I feel that a lot of the boys out there can use quite a bit of help with treating their girls properly. So that's one important thing my advice column will focus on.
And to allow my pervy peers to interact, I am setting up a forum where they can give their right to free speech a voice over at PervPal. Further down the road, that relatively simplistic bulletin board-type forum will get more social networking and even match-making elements. After all, that's why I've called it PervPal.
I'm also thinking about setting up a greeting card service. I'll probably call it "Kinky Kards". :D
Then, of course, there will be further musings of my deviant mind on an ongoing basis, including said stories in the form of instantly downloadable eBooks (with free sample chapters).
Sounds like you have a lot on your plate!
Yup. And I'm loving every moment of it! :) Now that I've pulled out all the stops, I can only second Madonna's advice in her song Human Nature: "Express yourself, don't repress yourself." Or as Sting put it in Englishman in New York: "Be yourself, no matter what they say."
Okay, this has been fun! In closing, I leave you with my number one advice: use your minds creatively, act compassionately, and you will create Ecstasy. Or, once more, written down as a formula:
Ecstasy=mind·creativity·compassion (E=mc²)
What other "formula" could possibly go with the TwoRocks name? ;)
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