Are You An Objectophiliac?

When I first heard the term objectophilia on Boston Legal, I thought the writers had just made it up, but then my good buddies Google and Wikipedia told me that there is indeed such a thing.

Here's an interesting article about it: Objectophilia, Fetishism and Neo-Sexuality

After an intense interrogation session, my girl confessed to me that she, too, was in love with an object. She had even given it a name -- "Miss Happy":



I had no idea! So, what objects are you in love with? (No, I'm not talking about dating your iPhone or your shiny MP3 player.)

Confess now, or you shall be interrogated, too! I've already gotten the nipple clamps and the power box out...