Monday, December 31, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Are You An Objectophiliac?
When I first heard the term objectophilia on Boston Legal, I thought the writers had just made it up, but then my good buddies Google and Wikipedia told me that there is indeed such a thing.
Here's an interesting article about it: Objectophilia, Fetishism and Neo-Sexuality
After an intense interrogation session, my girl confessed to me that she, too, was in love with an object. She had even given it a name -- "Miss Happy":
I had no idea! So, what objects are you in love with? (No, I'm not talking about dating your iPhone or your shiny MP3 player.)
Confess now, or you shall be interrogated, too! I've already gotten the nipple clamps and the power box out...
Here's an interesting article about it: Objectophilia, Fetishism and Neo-Sexuality
After an intense interrogation session, my girl confessed to me that she, too, was in love with an object. She had even given it a name -- "Miss Happy":
I had no idea! So, what objects are you in love with? (No, I'm not talking about dating your iPhone or your shiny MP3 player.)
Confess now, or you shall be interrogated, too! I've already gotten the nipple clamps and the power box out...
Deep, Deeper, Deep Throat!
I found this deep throating tutorial, plus these 5 advanced deep throating tips. I think they are a very nice complement to my "head" tutorial for guys "Stairway to Heaven". Just in case the guy did a good job, his gal might wanna study up on this to say "Thank You!".
I especially like this advanced technique:
“After you’ve become very comfortable with taking a penis deep into your throat, you’ll be able to accept a more passive role and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is with you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed.”
Porn star and MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee (the "Pocahontas of Porn")...
...once had a video clip of that advanced technique on her website (which sadly is now defunct). Man, did I envy that guy in the clip!
Before I forget: I am available as a demonstration object for deep throating workshops, especially when MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee is doing the demonstrating, and the above technique in particular! :D
My thanks go to my favorite smut peddler Christine Kessler for providing the link on her wonderful Fetish Diary Blog! Thanks, Steeneeweenee!
I especially like this advanced technique:
“After you’ve become very comfortable with taking a penis deep into your throat, you’ll be able to accept a more passive role and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is with you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed.”
Porn star and MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee (the "Pocahontas of Porn")...
...once had a video clip of that advanced technique on her website (which sadly is now defunct). Man, did I envy that guy in the clip!
Before I forget: I am available as a demonstration object for deep throating workshops, especially when MyFutureWife(sm) Cherokee is doing the demonstrating, and the above technique in particular! :D
My thanks go to my favorite smut peddler Christine Kessler for providing the link on her wonderful Fetish Diary Blog! Thanks, Steeneeweenee!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Stairway to Heaven
My ultimate goal in life is to give the woman I am with the ultimate pleasure. (Well... that's one of my goals...) I found that perfecting my technique of giving my playmate excellent head goes a long way towards accomplishing that goal. As I believe in sharing (and because I cannot be all over the globe and give all Earth Goddesses that pleasure myself ;) I will hopefully be able to do some good by sharing what I do to send my playmate on her "Stairway to Heaven".
And for those of you guys out there who are thinking now: "Why bother?" First of all: that's pretty damn ignorant. Secondly, I have a question for you: what woman do you think will be more inclined to give you some really good head -- one who wants to return the favor because you've done an excellent job in the "same department" for her, or one who just reluctantly, lackadaisically sucks your dick because you told her to?
Here's another little secret, guys: when a woman finds a man who gives good head, she knows she's found a treasure, and she's not going to let go of him too quickly. So, you may want to read on...
First rule: don't jump to the finish line. Start with a...
Warm-up phase: a nice warm bath together maybe, with some essential oils in the bath water. Or a gentle massage. Use some massage oil, and rub your hands together to warm them up... you don't want to give her a feeling of "the iceman cometh", or being "sanded off". Or, if she likes to get strapped into an exam chair, really tight, do that... whatever gets her "in the mood"...
That's the first step on her "Stairway to Heaven". Take your time here. Don't rush it.
When it's time for action in the "pleasure zone", make sure of two things:
a) plenty lubrication in the "target area" -- never touch her "little joystick" when everything's still completely dry. That would not give her any pleasure, but simply hurt, instead. If you've done a good job, so far, she's probably already dripping wet... if not, either take more time, or use some lubricant or at the very least some saliva.
b) soft, moist lips (I'm talking about yours, not hers!) -- dry, cracked lips would just feel "scratchy" for her, and you'd also have a problem producing the "vacuum" that you will need later on. Along the same lines, beard stubbles are also a big pokey, scratchy no-no!
Step Two: now it is time to "let your fingers do the talking" for a while. (You're doing this with fingers that have really short, well manicured nails, right?) Explore her love lips (remember the lubrication part!), get inside her pussy a little bit, then gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.
Be absolutely sure to wet your fingers or your lips before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your fingers will stick to it if it's dry --and that hurts.
Understand that before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled, so don't touch it quite yet. Instead, brush your (soft, moist) lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. When she's bucking up from her seat and straining to get more of you closer to her, it is time for...
Step three: Put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine for her, trust me... :)
Now it's time for step four, because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. See if her "little joystick" has gotten hard enough to peek out. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. Even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not.
When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, it's time for step five: make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch her reaction. If she can handle it, suck harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her. Keep your hot mouth on her clit. Hang in there for the duration. Don't let go!
Going the extra mile: to intensify your playmate's pleasure even more, let your finger(s) do the talking inside her while she's enjoying your mouth and lips' talents. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her pleasure pearl, a woman also has a very sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. It's commonly known as the G-spot, and properly stimulated at the height of her arousal (early on, it won't do much for most women), it can make her explode, especially in combination with the (hopefully) excellent head you're giving her.
Descending from Heaven (don't skip this part, guys!): after you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A woman, by nature, requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Head... I mean heed my advice, guys, and you shall be amply rewarded...
(And for you gals living in my area... I do make house calls :)
Until next time...
I am yours naughtily...
ÓÒ
And for those of you guys out there who are thinking now: "Why bother?" First of all: that's pretty damn ignorant. Secondly, I have a question for you: what woman do you think will be more inclined to give you some really good head -- one who wants to return the favor because you've done an excellent job in the "same department" for her, or one who just reluctantly, lackadaisically sucks your dick because you told her to?
Here's another little secret, guys: when a woman finds a man who gives good head, she knows she's found a treasure, and she's not going to let go of him too quickly. So, you may want to read on...
First rule: don't jump to the finish line. Start with a...
Warm-up phase: a nice warm bath together maybe, with some essential oils in the bath water. Or a gentle massage. Use some massage oil, and rub your hands together to warm them up... you don't want to give her a feeling of "the iceman cometh", or being "sanded off". Or, if she likes to get strapped into an exam chair, really tight, do that... whatever gets her "in the mood"...
That's the first step on her "Stairway to Heaven". Take your time here. Don't rush it.
When it's time for action in the "pleasure zone", make sure of two things:
a) plenty lubrication in the "target area" -- never touch her "little joystick" when everything's still completely dry. That would not give her any pleasure, but simply hurt, instead. If you've done a good job, so far, she's probably already dripping wet... if not, either take more time, or use some lubricant or at the very least some saliva.
b) soft, moist lips (I'm talking about yours, not hers!) -- dry, cracked lips would just feel "scratchy" for her, and you'd also have a problem producing the "vacuum" that you will need later on. Along the same lines, beard stubbles are also a big pokey, scratchy no-no!
Step Two: now it is time to "let your fingers do the talking" for a while. (You're doing this with fingers that have really short, well manicured nails, right?) Explore her love lips (remember the lubrication part!), get inside her pussy a little bit, then gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit.
Be absolutely sure to wet your fingers or your lips before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your fingers will stick to it if it's dry --and that hurts.
Understand that before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled, so don't touch it quite yet. Instead, brush your (soft, moist) lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. When she's bucking up from her seat and straining to get more of you closer to her, it is time for...
Step three: Put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine for her, trust me... :)
Now it's time for step four, because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. See if her "little joystick" has gotten hard enough to peek out. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. Even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not.
When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, it's time for step five: make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch her reaction. If she can handle it, suck harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her. Keep your hot mouth on her clit. Hang in there for the duration. Don't let go!
Going the extra mile: to intensify your playmate's pleasure even more, let your finger(s) do the talking inside her while she's enjoying your mouth and lips' talents. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her pleasure pearl, a woman also has a very sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. It's commonly known as the G-spot, and properly stimulated at the height of her arousal (early on, it won't do much for most women), it can make her explode, especially in combination with the (hopefully) excellent head you're giving her.
Descending from Heaven (don't skip this part, guys!): after you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A woman, by nature, requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Head... I mean heed my advice, guys, and you shall be amply rewarded...
(And for you gals living in my area... I do make house calls :)
Until next time...
I am yours naughtily...
ÓÒ
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