Well, I guess, it had to happen one day... I came up with this yesterday in about dirty (sorry, haven't mastered dat "th", yet) minutes, when my muses just wouldn't stop kissing me. (Thank you, muses, thank you, thank you, thank you! Yeah, you can kiss me right there! Ooooh, that feels gooood...)
What I came up with, unbelievably, was a Limmerick, of all things. I've never create a Limmerick before in my whole life!
Of course, it's not an ordinary one. I think, I'll create a new category for them, call them "Lusty Limmericks". Yeah... sounds good...
Okay, without further ado:
There once was a wanker from London
Who, sadly, did not wear a condom.
When he had a spurt
Believe me, that hurt
When he hit his own eye due to humdrum.
Okay, I'll stop know... you're laughing way too hard... I don't want you to get stomach cramps!
Please, don't comment on this... I'm so embarrassed... (Hey! You just can't help yourself, can you?)
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